Past+Announcements

=Past Announcements=

20th October - The often-travelling Head Principal, Mr Calvin B. Joseph, made a special appearance in MHPS to announce the introduction of free MHPS-brand handphones to better the standards of teachings and lessons. "These Ultra-smartphones," he said, "can help students understand the topics taught in school better. Polls can also be conducted via these devices to find out how much the students gained from the teacher's lesson. Not only that, homework can be assigned via MHPS' 'E-Learn! Zystem', an electronic platform set up last year but not really put into good use apart from E-Learn! day." Every student and teacher applauded upon hearing this good news about the Ultra-smartphones, or 'Hypo-nacular Phonograms' as they are properly christened, being made available for students to use during school time. Of course, Mr Joseph added, the phones could not be used outside school premises; anyway, the devices have been electronically tagged, he said. The exact timings for phone usage have not been determined, he noted, but was certain it would probably be made availble for use during class time, excluding Physical Education and Reccess/Lunch time. More details will be given out at a later date. 17th October - The Board of Directors for MHPS announce plans about extending the Underground Campus to the entire school, causing much chatter and excitement. The following problems were raised by teachers and students alike:
 * 1) The MongHua(rocket)PrimarySchool (a.k.a. MHrocketPS) might not support any more weight, thus unable to launch in future cases of emergency.
 * 2) The Psyhnc Effect might occur - that is, the sinking of a very heavy object into the Earth.
 * 3) Structurally unsound problems, including the failure of the SoundLok to prevent sound made by rocket engines to be cancelled.
 * 4) Undergeological Effect on people that are too low underground - dizziness, loss of sense of direction

The Board of Directors, with spokesperson Mr Yu Gao Gao, attempted to solve these problems. They hinted at MHPS investing in new technology bought from Unyted Staits, Mambuy and Chyna: this included -
 * 1) Upgrading to the MhrocketPS and its engines and structure
 * 2) Improvements of the SoundLok technology
 * 3) ReInducement Treatment to prevent or lessen Undergeological Effect
 * 4) Polarelectromagnetic Technology prevents Psyhnc Effect.

7th July - After the announcement of a secret technology within MHPS' ground levels, the principal has revealed 4 more secrets of the underground monolith.
 * 1) B18. Originally a secret project, most MHPSians now know of the emergency launch deck. It contains various launch pods, rocket pods and a reserve tank designed to help launch *MHrocketPS*. There is also a lift ride which carries the pods to ground level.
 * 2) MHrocketPS. This is, in fact, the transformed version of the Underground Levels. With the aid of the reserve tank, the rocket starts to power up. Rocket wings pop out to fill in slots in the underground, while the above ground level changes into a rocket -shape hole (see below). Then, the rocket powers up using secret noiseless technology called SoundLok, before rocketing high up into the sky to escape whatever danger it had been in previously.
 * 3) SoundLok. This is a classified noiseless technology enabling the MHrocketPS to fire into the sky silently and stealthily. It uses 'negative matter' or anti-matter to cancel the sound made by the rocket engines so the net sound is either zero or negative. However in the case of negative sound produced, a negative-light IMVRX forcefield surrounding the rocket will absorb it.
 * 4) Quadlock Doors. This kind of special vault-door is impenetrable, soundproof, waterproof, bulletproof and lightproof. It can withstand temperatures of up to 600 degrees Celcius without heating up the people in the room. It is made of special hook-shaped nanites which lock each other together in an incomprehendible and complex spiral-hexagonic structure, thus making anything made from this special material practically anything-proof!

4th June - The principal finally decided to tell everybody the big secret. MHPS actually is not visible at night, not due to camaflaging systems from within, but using complex, intricate 'Nvydocx Yurima Transformetaphorhing' Technology. What this extremely advanced, superhuman technological system does is activate the many indifferential parts of the school's top half building from each other and folding them into different shapes of different colours and textures. For example, the principal said, a simple block constructed using Nvydocx pieces look like an entire block from the outside, but can disassemble itself and reassemble into smaller spheres if the Yurima system within is activated. No visible internal machinery is involved, simply the use of de-electrolysed magnetical nanite compounds to help the smaller sub-pieces, or 'macronanites', attract or repel each other and adjust the exact position between the pieces. This was invented by Nvydocx Williams and Yurima Kashijuko. Thus, the ground levels of MHPS are able to disassemble and reassemble into many smaller hut-like structures

29th May - World Health Day celebrated in MHPS is no joke! Children get to try different kinds of healthy food such as french fries, coca cola, hamburgers from Sweeden and much more! Children loved it, moving from booth to booth in their classrooms and trying the different...healthy - I meant, heathy food from countries all over the world: Unyted Stadts, Sweeden, Ingland, Schingapur, Hawhyee, Chyna, Hon Kon, Ty-1, Madder Gaska, and so much more! The food were not imported, but using classified means of teleporting the food into the school.

14th May - A boy from Manyang Primary drinks Rocket Booster Fuel oil boy accident, resulting in a catastrophic disaster gone wrong. He had been lurking about B18, when he saw a soda can filled with 'coke' which actually was fuel oil some other anonymous kids put there for a prank. Thinking it was perfectly edible (drinkable), he picked the can up, gulped the sour-bitter chemical down and choked, before gasping and writhing in pure pain on the floor. He was hospitalized shortly after.

9th April - 3 boys were caught snooping about in the Staff Room on the 7th Basement Level. The boys, all Primary 1, were crowding around the Shared Staff Water Cooler when they were found by Mr. Fe Beanne. "We only want to try some of the special water!" The boys told Mr Fe. When asked what they meant by 'special water', they explained that their History teacher had told them that he was handsome because he drank from the Fountain of Youth. When the boys pestered him for the answer to the location of the supposed 'Fountain of Youth', he had hastily told them it was located in the B7 Staff Room. He had been joking with them and had wanted to get around the topic and back to the discussion on several important historical leaders, their History teacher, Mr. Gan, protested later on when interviewed. "I never imagined they would use their super-sneaky skills to actually go inside the staff room. I didn't even know they believed me!" Apparently, the boys had crept in after another teacher tapped her access card against the scanner which opened the locked sliding glass doors. Then they had gone about in search for the 'Fountain of Youth' until they chanced upon the Water Cooler. Thinking they had found it, they quickly snatched conical paper cups from the dispenser and began rapidly jamming the water cooler for the 'cool, soothing water of The Fountain' as they described. The boys will be punished to write 10 sentences of 'I will not enter any Staff Room ever again unless given permission to.' This permission was deemed fit by the vice-principal and Head Discipline Master, Mr. Tan. "It is partially Mr. Gan's fault for making all those lame jokes up in the first place," he said, "so while it is not fully the boys' fault, they should have known better than to try to do something against the school rules."